笑话。
宗政半睁的双眼盯着不远处的浴缸，思考了半秒后还是全身心地投入床的怀抱；柔软的被单让他整个人都放松下来，从朦胧到熟睡的过程大约也只用了三秒钟。
不幸的是，他没能就此一觉睡到第二天天亮顺便倒回时差。在深夜十点十分的时候，他的手机非常适时地响了起来，那美妙动听的铃声回荡在整个卧室之中……
“Whatyousay?
HittheroadJackanddon'tyoucomebacknomore，nomore，nomore，nomore.
HittheroadJackanddon'tyoucomebacknomore.
Nowbabylistenbabydon'tyatreatmethisway.CauseI'llbebackonmyfeetsomeday.
Don'tcareifyoudocallit'sunderstood，youain'tgotnomoneyandyoujustain'tnogood.
Well，Iguessifyousayso，I'dhavetopackmythings